By the numbers

Posted by The Wizzle | Posted on Saturday, July 18, 2009 at 7:40 PM


Pounds of penne required for tonight's dinner: 1

Pounds of penne in cupboard: 0.5

Amount remaining in dining out budget: $60

Wait time at BJ's: 0 minutes

Wait time at BJ's for a table that can accommodate a high chair: 20 minutes

Number of high chairs at our table: 0

Number of minutes spent calculating relative expense of adult pizza plus two kids' pizzas vs. one big pizza for everyone: 5

Number of children who confirmed they were indeed "very hungry" and each required an entire 6 inch pizza to themselves: 2

Number of times Eve reminded us she does NOT LIKE PINEAPPLE: 6

Number of beverages spilled while waiting for pizza to arrive: 0

Number of divine interventions likely required to accomplish this feat: 4-6

Number of reminders for Eve to "sit down...on your bottom": 3,762

Number of "very hungry" children who finished their pizza: 0

Age of child who ate more than anyone else at table: 9.5 months

Number of waiters who earned their tip: 0

Making memories with the family: priceless

Comments (5)

Nearly all of your posts garner a belly laugh from me. This one did not disappoint!

Rachel's Blog: Priceless

This is awesome. I love your sweet little family and the adorable stories that come with them. Too cute! Like you said--priceless!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has interesting dining-out experiences. Thank you, Rachel, for making me feel normal!

I think I'd really get along with Eve.