Posted by The Wizzle | Posted on Monday, July 4, 2011 at 9:48 PM


Eve decided to celebrate her "freedom" today in a slightly unconventional way: by forgetting to don panties under her green polka-dotted dress.

Tragically, I did not discover this omission until dinnertime - after she had spent a full hour in the IKEA playground. Hopefully she spent most of that time submerged from the waist down in the ball pit.

Hey, what's more American than a good old-fashioned wardrobe malfunction?

Comments (3)

That is the best story I've ever heard!

that is hilarious!

Oh my goodness! That Eve! What a stinker!