The World According to Iris

Posted by The Wizzle | Posted on Wednesday, June 6, 2012 at 10:50 PM

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Today, this very Wednesday, my youngest child has:


applied a large amount of my (expensive) makeup to the bathroom counter



applied a large amount of (expensive) hair gel to her curls, which now sleep in stiff corkscrews upon her sticky pillow



caused me to have to say, out loud, in public, "Iris, life is long and you will have plenty of opportunities to wipe your own bum".

Iris Olivia Dixon, I love you.

And I surrender.

Comments (4)

I HAVE to meet this child of yours eventually. She is awesome.

Love her.

I am screaming in my head, "This is why we can't have nice things!!!" Haha. Hang in there.

Can't blame a girl for wanting to look good, haha! ;o)